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2001-04-06.4:59 p.m.

If its hard for you to count to ten because one hand is always on your crotch...

A) the ratio of you referring to your dick is proportional to the action you're getting�

from your own hand

B) the less of a real life you have is proportional to the amount of porn you view on a daily basis. Also see above

C) the size of your muscle car, size of pickup truck, tricked-out-ness of street car (or just the type that you really really really want because you�re too lame to drive) is inversely proportional to number of times you�ve been laid in your life as well as the size of your penis

and thus:

A + B + C = you

Yep, gotta love a world full of morons.

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