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2001-04-09.5:22 p.m.

Knock Knock? Who is there? Consider Ass.

My friend Cristin - the SlamMaster [or is it Mistress] of Urbana in NYC and I flew to Chicago together the other week and she reminded me today of our knock knock joke spree while we waited for Air Tran[sasction Error] to figure out what to do with us.

Here are two of her favorite ones:

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#1.

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo Who?

Crying Doesn't Work Anymore.

#2.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

It's the knock knock police and we're here to drag your ass to the no funny tank.

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It was a fun wait.

Cristin also got ahold of my palm pilot. Now that I've synced up with my work computer I am now getting random appointments popping up in front of my boss that say only: Consider Ass

Soon I'm making her take me to the NYC All You Can Eat Sushi Emporium of Fun or something close to it.

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