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2001-04-10.11:50 a.m.

elevators

when you bring your child into the office to visit, you should instruct them not press

9 � 10

7 � 8

5 � 6

3 � 4

1 � 2

while they�re riding with you in the elevator. Especially when I got on the 11th floor � needed to go to the first floor and am riding with you.

Kids need to be nurtured, but there�s a few things you shouldn�t indulge them in � like pissing off johnpowers.

I should add that all I said to the little rug rat was

"that's ok"

The rug rat's 4 year old son just giggled.

oh, and why are people still wearing toupees?

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