not my job
�I�m sorry but I need you to call the help desk and have them generate a call sheet so you can then go back to your desk and wait for them to email me that call sheet so I can then call you back, have you walk back over here, and listen to you re-explain your problem so I can tell you I�m in the middle of something right now so I�ll email your request to unlock your password to the person who does that now.� � Her
�thanks� � Me
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Currently I am daily being extorted by the chocolate lady, harassed by a high school kid with an aversion to lawn chairs, and am getting the daily runarounds at work that I�ve come to love as well as respect.
I should call the fucker police, but they�d probably tell me it�s not their job to solve my silly annoyances � just put the serious fuckers away.
I could call my Uncle Vincent, Cousin Vin, and second Cousin Vinny. Yes they�re all named Vincent � but with different middle names. They would tell me where to apply the appropriate amount of ass kicking � without landing in any sort of detention center.
