I went out to dinner tonight. Sushi. Lot�s of sushi.
I counted 5 different people talking on cell phones while eating.
Look mothafuckers, you�re rude. Please die now of a cancerous tumor from talking on that cell phone all the time.
Try this. Make a fist, then extend just your pinky and thumb. Holding your hand in this position, put your thumb to your ear and your pinky to your mouth. This is your make believe phone.
One day in a situation like this, I�m going to remember to start talking really loudly into my own make believe phone while I�m seated next to one of the mothafuckers:
�Hello, yeah I�m on the fake phone in the restaurant, whatdoya want?�
�No No, I can�t talk any louder (while I�m almost yelling) I feel talking on fake phones in restaurants is rude and annoying�
�Oh ok, I�ll stop at the store and pick up some douche, tampons, male hemorrhoidal pads, and cat food. Sure.�
�All right gotta go Bye Bye. MWAAAH!�
Bunch-a Cellfucks.
