I�m sure everyone must be dying to know about my sleep patterns AGAIN.
Yeah� Sure�
I feel great today. So great - I�m almost horny.
Almost. Actually I think I need breakfast.
Yesterday the Special Olympics started off as a lot of fun in that �I can�t believe it�s raining sideways� way. Once we moved everything indoors into the URI giant gym complex � things got much better. Seriously. Let me just say what I did yesterday was hard work, it took some patience, and would be worth it to you if you're they type of person who enjoys enabling others to have a good time.
HOWEVER, we had these volunteer passes we hung from our necks with lanyards and on the back is the Special Olympics Volunteer Code of Conduct� Most of the codes are normal and acceptable: provide for the welfare, dress and act in an appropriate manner, report emergencies, don�t swill Jack Daniel�s in the middle of the track during races� BUT the kicker is number 5.
5. Not engage in any type of inappropriate behavior, sexual activity, or physical abuse with either Special Olympics Athletes or other volunteers.
�Hi you�re pretty hot, wanna fuck in the middle of the Softball Throwing Field?�
I swear all this legalese is getting out of control.
�Can I use your bathroom?�
�Can you sign this waiver first?�
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After the softball throw volunteering I did, I got a call from my friend Wesley. She needed to borrow my portable public address system for a show she was doing. I couldn�t find it. It�s a 900 dollar system and it�s gone. Actually we realized we haven�t seen it since August � right after the National Poetry Slam.
Opps.
So Wesley, Christina and myself went on a little adventure trying to rent a PA. From there is gets fuzzy as to what we did as I was about to die from lack of sleep, but she ended up with some solution and the show went on.
Then I hung out at home and passed out eventually to wake up around now.
EXCITEMENT
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Today we might go to New England Bonsai again. I feel like sticking some medium sized plants into small pots. Because I�m like that � some people like foot binding, I like root constricting.�
I am very excited by this.
Coffee is on my horizon, as are tighter entries � now that I�ve learned how to sleep again.
�G�day�