�� new old this that ��

2001-06-28.9:22 a.m.

You have to wait in line

Ever notice every season has to have some event Some PLACE where You Have To stand in LINE

It�s all starts with New Year�s and the new years new first night new celebrations walking past the new ice sculptures and the new line � old line � everybody form the old angst line and wait for a hot chocolate cause you�ll be waiting for the next 365 days anyway�

Then it�s the super bowl waiting in the super line behind 30 super fans buying super size chips - salsa - soda and SUPER Schlitz at the SUPER Market

February and March is wait behind the snow plow day celebrated 15 times a month and then it�s Easter and the fucking chocolate fucking bunnies and the fucking chocolate fucking bunny fucking buyers making it damn hard to go to the Drug Store and pick up my Fucking Pro...

...zack

May is Memorial Day and what the hey lets go to the beach anyway day even though everyone else will be there� by Flag day you�ll get through the booth.

If I were to buy a flag on FLAG DAY, I�d definitely be waiting in line.

Oh say can you see by the dawnzerly light the tall skinny guy who was waiting all day?

to see the fireworks on the 4th of July

Same shit different month just add another line to buy your nephews glowy sticks on strings in so they can twirl them until they poke each others eye�s out!

No� No� No don�t� don�t do that sweeties
WAHHH!


Time to wait in line at the emergency room�

October is Halloween and the haunted houses

Spooky World � Scary World � Pumpkin World and the Factory of Terror

I went to the factory of Terror once, after driving there on the Highway of Terror through the Traffic of Terror
I made it past the Parking Attendant of Terror into the Parking LOT of Terror
Walked the mile of Terror to this Factory of Terror
WHERE I FOUND A LINE OF TERROR! � 3,000 terror seeking couples curled around 17 blocks

I turned around and went home terribly pissed off!

Then it�s Christmas - Hanukkah - Rashashana - Ramadan or spend way too much money on gifts they don�t need anyway day but you�ll you�ll stand in a line for a week and a day but what the hey it�s the holidays!

In between it�s drive up drive through drive over me it�ll hurt less than sitting in the drive through waiting behind some metal head guy in a muscle car ordering a medium fry and an apple pie and what the hell weren�t these things supposed to improve service?

The registry

I went to the registry and pulled a quick convenience ticket and conveniently was told:

You�re number is 7,890, your APPROXIMATE waiting time is 7 days 8 hours and 90 seconds.
Have a nice day�


Speedy Lube isn�t SPEEDY
Don�t even get me started on Dunkin � Doughnuts

so pucker up World
Get your juices flowin
Cause I�m a moron w/ a meat axe
a skinny steer without a wheel
a Cow � a Bull � Angus in the Sky with Diamonds! waiting to pay for my own slaughter:

Moo�
�vit Buddy I�m Late



�� new old this that ��
            














Since Feb 2001





Long time no update. - 12.19.09

Clinton or Obama? - 2007-10-04

Two workshop Providence paid gig - looking for instructor - 2007-10-03

Big brother - 2007-09-26

Favorites - 2007-08-30