2001-06-28.9:22 a.m.
You have to wait in line Ever notice every season has to have some event Some PLACE where You Have To stand in LINE Same shit different month just add another line to buy your nephews glowy sticks on strings in so they can twirl them until they poke each others eye�s out! WAHHH! October is Halloween and the haunted houses Spooky World � Scary World � Pumpkin World and the Factory of Terror I went to the factory of Terror once, after driving there on the Highway of Terror through the Traffic of Terror I made it past the Parking Attendant of Terror into the Parking LOT of Terror Walked the mile of Terror to this Factory of Terror WHERE I FOUND A LINE OF TERROR! � 3,000 terror seeking couples curled around 17 blocks I turned around and went home terribly pissed off! Then it�s Christmas - Hanukkah - Rashashana - Ramadan or spend way too much money on gifts they don�t need anyway day but you�ll you�ll stand in a line for a week and a day but what the hey it�s the holidays! In between it�s drive up drive through drive over me it�ll hurt less than sitting in the drive through waiting behind some metal head guy in a muscle car ordering a medium fry and an apple pie and what the hell weren�t these things supposed to improve service? The registry I went to the registry and pulled a quick convenience ticket and conveniently was told: Have a nice day� Don�t even get me started on Dunkin � Doughnuts so pucker up World Get your juices flowin Cause I�m a moron w/ a meat axe a skinny steer without a wheel a Cow � a Bull � Angus in the Sky with Diamonds! waiting to pay for my own slaughter: �vit Buddy I�m Late |
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