Ugh. Now that Jen is away, I keep going to bed later and later, so of course I start to feel more and more like hell.
Last night I went to my mothers house and dropped off the photo album to her. She was amazed at how good it came out, so I guess I'll keep her. Oh and she sent me home with a rather large care package that not only included 1/2 a lasagna but an entire cantaloupe as well... I've stopped protesting and just take the goods, it's better for everyone that way...
and of course today is Friday and Friday is Horrorscope Day.
Aries 3/20-4/18
Ever feel cheated always being the first horoscope? Sorta like the writer hasn't gotten rolling yet and they're just coasting - looking for something interesting and yet entertaining to help guide you through the weekend? Stay away from shellfish harvested from the Gulf of Mexico. Eat a cohog in New England, at least once.
Taurus 4/19-5/19
Go to a party. If there are no parties to go to, throw your own. Personally I'd like to hear about a party with dancing bears, but if that proves too difficult, then at least play some party games. Yes. Party games. Are you looking anemic? Are you getting enough Iron? Eat a steak or if you're a vego have some rice.
Gemini 5/20-6/20
You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being. It's true, so stay away from psycho's. Stay away from tabloids - even TV tabloids. Stay away from your home - go outside and enjoy the outside. If you can do it while most people you know are stuck at work or in school, then all the better. Get bread so you can make a sandwich.
Cancer 6/21-7/21
Ever see a cat go completely nuts once it gets dark? Try that yourself - especially if you have an audience. Just don't scratch anyone - unless they like that sorta thing. Tuna on rye.
Leo 7/22-8/22
Try not to have too monstrous of a day. Remember there is more to life than work. Get ready for exciting days ahead - as you will be seeing new and old friends very soon. Punch Charles in the nose - just for me. Crunch the ice cubes from your cup.
Virgo 8/23-9/21
Peer pressure is a bitch - eh? When you're safe, its ok to have a good time, but keep an open eye as situations tend to change and sometimes quickly get out of hand. Drink some juice - your blood sugar is low and you're probably dehydrated.
Libra 9/21-10/22
It is an urban legend that you can drop dead from taking too much Tylenol or Advil while drunk... So don't get yourself in a situation like many Virgos who are quite hungover right now. Stick to the non alcoholic beverages and observe those who don't. It's eye opening. Ginseng.
Scorpio 10/21-11/21
Think about remodeling - or at least rearranging the layout of your home - your room - or your web page. Pick one. It will feel cleansing. Sausage.
Sagittarius 11/22-12/20
You can ignore the annoyances around you. Stay focused. Cantaloupe. Eat some Cantaloupe and think about lasagna. Where was I? Enjoy your time off and get all those ducks in a line so you can have a stress free time away from your main responsibilities.
Capricorn 12/21-1/20
Smack someone in the ass. Literally or proverbially. Be careful crossing the cross walks of life as some dumbass will eventually be dialing their cell phone of life while driving their car of life and almost run you down - thus pissing you off. Kiwi!
Aquarius 1/21-2/19
Do not be afraid to paste instructional transparencies against the glass boundaries of change. Show someone their errors and help them along. Burn some Sage. Eat a grape.
Pisces 2/20-3/19
Feel free to leave a note for someone who is pissing you off. Perhaps they don't realize what an ass they're being. There may be a million things that need your attention, well, pay attention to those you absolutely must and then take some time for yourself. Coffee. Get an iced coffee.
