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2001-08-10.10:50 p.m.

Birth Control

"God I hate babies!" says my friend while we're driving.

We're passing a giant billboard... Insurance, Health Care, something like that...

"But she's huge!"

50 feet of black and white child as we round a turn.

"They remind me of little naked demon things!" he says as I stare...

So I quietly reach over,

unlock the door,

open it,

AND PUSH HIM OUT.

Because I like babies, and I'm not afraid of them,

SO HE HAD TO DIE!

(he could have bred)

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