� The Doctor Adam Bricker Horoscopes �
Every Friday is Horoscope day - Horoscopes, strategic governmental planning, and occasional menu suggestions...
Sadly, no one died last night. The work cruise was mostly uneventful - a short jaunt around the harbor, no food, plenty of beer, and they didn't let me near anything that resembled a ship's control device. Even so, I couldn�t help but to feel a sense of nostalgia for one of my heroes as a child, so today I present...
Horoscopes - brought to you by channeling Bernie Kopell!!
Aries 3/20-4/18
Love, exciting and new... Come Aboard. We're expecting you. So be careful. People are planning on seeing you soon, and this could either be a good or a bad thing. If it is a good thing, feel free to spend a little extra quality time with that person. Melon.
Taurus 4/19-5/19
Love, life's sweetest reward. Let it flow, it floats back to you. Tea bread... Don't be afraid to give your partner a little breathing room. Its not such a bad thing, just as the other thing wasn't so bad after that little other other thingy thing happened. Yeah. Carrots.
Gemini 5/20-6/20
The Love Boat soon will be making another run OOOH yes, things are lookin up in the scene for you. You never know where you might find that special someone, so lift up a few extra rocks, just remember nothing last forever so remember where you found the person so if it doesn't work out - you can tell them just where to go when you tell them to go crawl back under it. Ribs.
Cancer 6/21-7/21
The Love Boat promises something for everyone Have you ever considered golf? Skeet shooting? Shuffle board? Pick something, but do it, try a new hobby - preferably one that requires you to get some fresh air - even if its just for a little while. A little sun would feel good right about now - wouldn't it? PB&J.
Leo 7/22-8/22
Set a course for adventure, Your mind on a new romance. Time for a change? Are things a little boring or routine? Perhaps it is time to head out and seduce someone. Yes, blatantly seduce someone... after you've thrown yourself into a totally new environment. Shake yourself up and see what comes out. French Bread.
Virgo 8/23-9/21
Love won't hurt anymore. It's an open smile on a friendly shore. You really needed that Miso Soup. Chill out, relax, have a great day - either today or tomorrow. Its time to spend some time on yourself after you've had hardly none for just you. Take a bath. You have so much less to worry about now. Miso soup.
Libra 9/21-10/22
Yes LOVE! It's LOVE! Or is it love? How can you tell? Will you ever really know? Yes you will. Give it time and soon you'll be able to figure out just how they feel about you, but don't rush it. Demanding an answer will get you what you are expecting to hear... and the truth can often better than the lazy fair. Cotton Candy.
Scorpio 10/21-11/21
Love Boat soon will be making another run Don't worry about that last breakup. Things happen for a reason and as much as things seem bad now, they can actually get a lot worse, but probably not. Either way what can you do about it besides looking for another ship to board. Ooh, that sounded dirty. Sorry. Fudge.
Sagittarius 11/22-12/20
The Love Boat promises something for everyone. Set a course for adventure You've just had a busy time in your life, but that doesn't have to mean you need to rest for 6 months. Its time to get up and get moving. Start a few new projects, make some new friends, it'll be fun. Oranges!
Capricorn 12/21-1/20
Your mind on a new romance. Love won't hurt anymore Ever notice how people thought love hurt so much in the 70's? It makes me wonder what they were trying to do. Nibble on some croutons. Nibble on a friend. Make that friend a special friend. Sure... it *will* get complicated later, but hell, what's life without something to figure a way out of?
Aquarius 1/21-2/19
It's an open smile on a friendly shore. It's LOVE! It's LOVE! It's LOVE! It's not love. Sorry. Not love. But look on the bright side, did you really want to spend 25 years with that person? Can you just imagine that? Please. Talk to the hand. Vanilla Ice Cream.
Pisces 2/20-3/19
It's the Love Boat-ah! It's the Love Boat-ah! The flight is over, but you're still in the air. Look you won't get sucked out. When you come down, find a boat and get in it. Hope floats, but so does poo. Distinguish between the two and you'll be just fine. Candy.
