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12.11.01.12:36 pm

I was in the elevator this morning

and the newly appointed president of my company tried to get on,

but the doors tried to kill him and closed as he was getting on.

So I quickly stabbed my foot through the opening � averting him getting mooshed.

He said, "Good morning!"

I replied, "Good morning..."

because I had forgotten his name.

It was yet another prime opportunity for some serious brown nose ass kissing

lost.

All because my mind went blank

When I almost kicked him in the nuts.

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