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01.11.02.12:13 pm

� The Jaded and Angsty Horrorscopes �

I'm a bit miffed that only one person even mentioned yesterday's Choose your own Adventure entry. That took some serious javascript as well as writing ability. The section with the Mr. Potato head wearing cop attachments was genius! Even if I had to say it myself.

*Notice* The preceding paragraph was sarcasm. Take your finger off of the delete key.

Another season of Survivor has come and gone. I hardly watched it this year - mostly because I kept forgetting it was on. Actually, I hardly watched it the year before that... and I didn't watch it at all until reruns the first year. Anyway, I'm glad none of the people from the Subaru Tribe or whatever made it very far. After Lindsay and Silas were voted off I breathed a huge sigh of relief and didn't care from there who won. Still, I don't have a problem with the final two - or one.

I have to go to my Aunt's house tomorrow and help her with her tax programs on the laptop she can't get used to. Yes, I get to trade home cooking for aggravation... now, didn't I just do that over the holidays?

Just checking.

By the way, Friday is Horoscopes in these here parts.

capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19

Throw away the boxes. You do not need that many boxes. Don't get all Feng Shui or whatever, just get rid of the boxes. Baked Salmon

aquarius
Jan 20 - Feb 18

Take down the tree and lights or else you will be mistaken for a Christmas-Aholic. You don't want that. Hamachi Kama

pisces
Feb 19 - March 20

This is first full work week for many. If you can pull it off in time - engineer an afternoon escape from the place you normally are. Chicken Teriyaki and Tempura and California Roll

aries
March 21 - April 19

You will stop and pause - looking at the TV. You will not ponder the possibilities you will not give a second thought to the Enron collapse. Do not feel alone. Chicken Teriyaki and Tempura and Sushi

taurus
April 20 - May 20

A group of individuals will offer to put you in bondage and torture you with pleasure until you dip into ecstatic agony in your dreams. Chicken Teriyaki and Tempura and Sashimi

gemini
May 21 - June 21

You will find yourself standing in line at the deli eventually reaching the counter where you will order above the number 5 on the hanging menu. Beef Teriyaki and Tempura and California Roll

cancer
June 22 - July 22

You have not been spending enough time on your cuticles. Very nice looking nails are a sign of attractiveness - scientists say. Beef Teriyaki and Tempura and Sushi

leo
July 23 - Aug 22

Expect a visit from a missing friend. Do not throw things at this friend and do not engage in verbal or physical bashing upon sight of this person - no matter how much you want to. Beef Teriyaki and Tempura and Sashimi

virgo
Aug 23 - Sept 22

You will be awakened by something breathing strangely and squirming more strangely while trying to lay on top of you. If it is a feline - pet. If it is not - scream. Sashimi and Sushi and Tempura

libra
Sept 23 - Oct 23

Take the plants the need watering and water them. Take all the plants that are beyond watering and throw them out. Save the pots for no one should ever give up on plants! Sashimi and Sushi and Chicken Teriyaki

scorpio
Oct 24 - Nov 21

Get some chips for that salsa you have sitting there abandoned. Salsa needs to have chips dipped into it just as you need... ooh, naughty analogy. Egg Salad

saggittarius
Nov 22 - Dec 21

You will one day soon have enough spare cash to go out to dinner. You will not be alone. You will be annoyed by a great many people in the experience and wish you had take-out. You will begin to save - again. Shrimp and Vegetable Tempura



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