03.16.02.4:34 pm
An email I recieved today. I think I should be very afraid. 1) Glue your bike to the ground. 2) Glue your door shut. 3) Plant catnip in your garden (it will be full of crazed cats). 4) Advertise your home number as the number to an ISP with megs of free files of porn for download. 5) Advertise for S&M sex (or something) in your name. 6) Tell your girlwifehusbandboyfriend you is dating another. 7) Anonymously report you to the police for something (piracy, hacking, posession of narcotics, anything i dersire.). 8) Create a script to set my modem to call you up at 3 AM and hang up before you can pick up the phone. 9) Impregnant your dog with a chee-wow-wa. 10) Order lots of stuff in your name via mail order. 11) Steal your bills and wait until they turn of the phoe, electricity and so on. 12) Break into your house, phone Australia (or something) and leave the phone off hook. 13) Do the same thing but reconnect your phone to a long distance BBS, then just call you up and I will be connected to the BBS. Why not take some advantages as well?... 14) Some operating systems shut of the user if too many illegal logons are attempted. If you, my enemy, have an account I could shut you off in this way... 15) If you are a modem user I could call a local BBS that you have not yet an account on and then register in your name and be a total leech. Try to chat with the sysop at 3 o'clock in the morning, download lots, upload viruses and so on. It's even better if I do it in some message network, like FidoNet, UseNet or something... 16) Infect your dog with rabies. 17) Change the lock on your door. 18) Pour fertilizer on your front yard in form of a message, like JERK. 19) Do the same with gasoline, amoniac, dry ice or something. Same effect but in the oppisite way... This effect LASTS. 20) Put your houseappartement up as a bordello in some sex guide. |
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