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05.11.02.2:20 pm

� The Jaded and Angsty Horrorscopes �

Taurus 4/19-5/19
I really wouldn�t stand for what�s going on, now would you? Now grab all you can and watch your back at work or school. Pet a cat.

Gemini 5/20-6/20
Clearing the air is a good idea. Bring up that topic you've been hesitant to discuss and talk it over with the one you love. Buy more peanut butter.

Cancer 6/21-7/21
You MUST keep and read the directions you next get. You might find your self talking to a younger annoying person.

Leo 7/22-8/22
You will feel torn between the familiar and comfortable versus the new and exciting. You will want the new domino�s deep dish pizza, but nooo nooo it will not go well.

Virgo 8/23-9/21
Stop martyring yourself. It�s not your fault and you can�t do anything about it. If you�ve never smoked, consider doing it for one week, then quit. You will have something to focus on every time you hear someone has cancer.

Libra 9/21-10/22
Both sides in your next dispute will never be happy. They just wont. Skim the surface and move on quickly; other people in your life � besides them � require your full attention. Wear the blue outfit.

Scorpio 10/21-11/21
Relax and enjoy the next thing offered to you. You deserve pleasure. Stay away from the fish.

Sagittarious 11/22-12/20
Stay home from work. Call in or use a vacation day. Make sure you take �license� in your daily matters. Drink more coffee

Capricorn 12/21-1/20
Relax and try not to be so damn conservative. Focus on the heart of the issue and not what you view as �right.� Order a very high number on the extra value meal chart.

Aquarius 1/21-2/19
Now's the time to discuss what you and your beloved want from your relationship. Make sure you at least pretend to be listening. Try a pickled egg at least once in the next 4 years.

Pisces 2/20-3/19
Re-examine your so-called religion. Take a much closer look at what�s really important to you.

Aries 3/20-4/18
It�s time to do something for yourself this weekend. It�s been too long since you have. Better yet, make your partner do it. Prime rib is out.



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