I'm tired today, but friends will be comming over later. Hopefully I don't die before then.
Taylor Mali was the feature at the slam I had this past Wednesday. What a great show. It was a youth regional and damn, they could show the adults a thing or two.
gemini May 21 - June 21
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. Consider learning
to knit. Make a pot holder that begets a scarf that begets an afghan that
begets a really crappy sleeping bag. The bottle will run dry.
cancer June 22 - July 22
You will passionately reject the idea of being with it and always be out of
step with it or so completely with it that you are actually out of it
looking back in on it. Hamburgers with cheese lettuce tomato and onions.
leo July 23 - Aug 22
The trouble with being normal is that it always gets worse. Much worse.
Pretty soon normal will be in Illinois. Oh, wait. Sorry about your foot.
virgo Aug 23 - Sept 22
Make your religion a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit
which reveals itself in the slight details you are able to perceive with
your frail and feeble mind. Yes, you will start watching CNN.
libra Sept 23 - Oct 23
You will go to the Epcot Center where the Disney corporation has
accomplished something previously thought impossible in today's world: the
creation of a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life. Sort of
like Attack of the Clones. You will start using Lucas as a curse word.
scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 21
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. Keep this in
mind for the next five years and the goddess aphrodite just may not smite
you down for stealing her thunder. You will get busy.
saggittarius Nov 22 - Dec 21
Keeping a dangerous weapon out of the hands of fool. Unplug the keyboard of
your friend who "knows" what's going on. Expect a semi-serious argument.
capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
Never believe anything until it has been officially denied. Americans
detest all lies except those spoken in public or published in print. You
will discover a truth by Sunday.
aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18
Tell the guy that just because your voice reaches halfway around the world
doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.
You will accidentally knock a cell phone from a strangers hand, stomp on it,
pisces Feb 19 - March 20
God is said to work in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting
system, likes round numbers, stopped doing miracles 2000 years ago and now
only creates acts of god that get cleaned up by governments and insurance
companies. You will pass the collection plate.
aries March 21 - April 19
Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently
programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest. You will name
your Windows operating system something nasty right after it crashes on you.
taurus April 20 - May 20
You will become a person who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't
know. Yes, fame is coming your way, you are do to be the next local