03.02.02.4:03 pm
The Freedom Rider
If you're a fanatic and you know it clap your hands. I walked outside with the intention of getting my morning caffeine. I was walking around in a pair of shoes made for walking with my hair under a cap keeping it from trying to escape my head. It was 2pm on a Saturday and I was strolling down Thayer and it showed I needed the coffee. A nice looking lady in a homeless outfit asked me if I wanted to sign up for a donation for her shoot up for the night fund. My house was her office. "I sleep in a van down by the river." I told her. "I'll put my finger in your ass." she said. "Huh?" "Down by the river?" she said. "Down by the river." I flapped my invisible wings of freedom towards Dunkin Doughnuts, and circled the entrance like birds in Australia trying to rape a grain silo. Kept going, and headed for Ocean Coffee Roasters. Dunking Doughnuts is being remolded. There was a nice looking girl at OCR. I signed some forms, gave a blood sample and ordered my coffee and spinach bagel. I played with a napkin and my nose. She took a bagel and cut it in half. I rolled around outside eyeballs like a human pinball, reeling from one shouting neon blood vessel to another, and then had to leave with my cup and bag. "Hey" I said to the old skateboarder standing at the top of the stairs. "Hughf" he said. "What?" "Down by the river?" "I have to go now." I went back to talk to the homeless outfit lady, but she was eating a man. A headache called, so I went back to beat it. "I got your number" it said. Good brain. |
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