johnpowers - Quickies

� I have a piece of floss stuck in my tooth. How attractive.

� My day is never going to end. I have heart burn, a head ache, and if my hair were ever to fall out, today would be the day.

� I love my job. Scratch that. Most days, I love my job. Today I only love half of my job.

� Banking applications are terrible. Avoid going into banking software for a career at all costs.

� I ran home and walked my dog so quickly today she got whiplash.

� I still have heartburn and a headache.

� Someone please remind me to eat lunch.