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2001-04-03.12:01 p.m.

The worlds oldest profession�

is not prostitution, it is actually a thing we call Motherhood.

Yes that�s right � all the old history men sitting behind their history desks in their historical towers of ivory have yet again gotten it wrong about history.

Motherhood is the oldest profession.

Porne - by the way, was the Ancient Greek name for lower class prostitutes. The upper class prostitutes - that went by a name that meant companion - were rather wealthy. So much so that the most famous of the upper class prostitutes of Greece - Frenay - the model used by Bottechelli for Birth of Venus - offered to rebuild the walls of her city after Alexander destroyed it � out of her own pocket.

Even though I doubt she had actual pockets � seeing how a picture has never been found of her with clothes on and of course this means she never wore clothes because history is always 100% accurate � just as if I somehow became the United States Of America�s greatest, most well known, and wealthiest gigolo � the only pictures they would find of me would be of me holding a cigarette and or a drink, dressed in gap clothing and looking pensive. So in 1200 years historians would have to assume drinking smoking and wearing khaki while having sex was my own personal and yet bizarre sexual practice that enabled me to become so sought after...

or not.

Porne � by the way, is the root of the English word pornography.

And why am I writing about all this?

Because I am horny to the point of distraction

yep, I really am� and it has nothing to do with prostitution

just this long forgotten feeling of DAMN and being able to think of little else to write about�



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