Aries 3/20-4/18
You need to let go of some of the details. Beware of too much self deprecation. Take a break from the rich foods and red meat � the Gout�s a bitch named Sally.
Taurus 4/19-5/19
Right now you�re probably too optimistic for your own good. Just keep your options open. You�re lacking protein. You have a dirty mind.
Gemini 5/20-6/20
Keep a secret � a pointless one � but do it anyway because you may need the practice. Buy bread for your peanut butter.
Cancer 6/21-7/21
Seafood is just plain out. Protect your assets.
Leo 7/22-8/22
Many people love you and miss you. Many more than you realize. Try going Vegan for a few weeks � look, your outlook is looking jaundiced looking�
Virgo 8/23-9/21
Take a nap. Do not pick up old habits � they are just for nuns. Strawberries.
Libra 9/21-10/22
DO NOT WEAR THE WHITE SHOES � IT IS NOT YET MEMORIAL DAY! Tuna on rye � trust me.
Scorpio 10/21-11/21
You deserve everything you have coming to you. Short of lying cheating and stealing, do what you have to � to get it. Well� lie cheat and steal if you have to. Pot roast.
Sagittarious 11/22-12/20
Unless you�re a C.O.A. � DRINK MORE COFFEE. It is important to remember what you intend to repeat. Do not be nervous about the next big event it is only the most important thing to ever happen to you.
Capricorn 12/21-1/20
You will handle difficult situations with ease. You are cared for by many � enjoy it to the level just below where anyone notices. Italian food will be comforting.
Aquarius 1/21-2/19
Make good on the plans you made during the last week. Fruit. Eat lots of fruit.
Pisces 2/20-3/19
Remember, there is no such thing as a free lunch. Keep the purse strings tight and with patience you reach what you are seeking. Walk more.
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So yesterday afternoon, someone sent me 40 text messages in a row. That's a bit too much and so I�m changing the text message setup� right now it�s password protected and will be back up soon.
At first I thought it was a person being mean, but I heard from the person who did it and have decided to not hold a grudge or anything silly like that because their intentions were not mean or even meant to be aggravating � just silly� unfortunately I didn�t see it that way at the time. All is well now, but I'm still going to do some more java coding on the little text message applet before I open it back up.
