So last night I accomplished nothing with a social or household redeeming value. Nada.
It's not that I didn�t try. I left messages for people � sent a few emails � smoke signals from my back porch� stuff like that. No one called me back � besides telemarketers and wrong numbers for the Gas Company.
I did add 320 diary rings to my site. Go to the That link, then click on Rings then pick a letter of the alphabet.
�yes, I lost my mind�
But while I added 320 rings to my site, I didn�t actually �JOIN� 320 rings. At first I thought I would add them to poke fun at those who join a hundred rings and then bury them on some page. You know the diarys I�m talking about � the ones that when you find the page you have to step back from the page because it looks like a plane train and car wreck all at once� Those diarys.
BUT � it didn�t work out so well. I couldn�t do it. I couldn�t make everything look that horrible, so I got organized.
Alphabetically.
Two hours of coding later, I was finished and I had 320 rings listed on my site.
I felt good.
Accomplished.
Accomplished like a dweeb.
I had come full circle and was once again a geeky dork for doing something so pointless � something that no one would ever see the brilliant satire in � besides me and those I pointed it out to.
Those I pointed it out to would then look at me gently nodding muttering:
�suuuuuure johnpowers� suuuuuuure�
So after that I decided to join as many rings as I could and just let the complaints start rolling in from all the anal retentive ring masters out there.
To be honest and forthright, I didn�t join any rings that I didn�t particularly agree with � such as the conservative ring, or the Sigma Phi Epsilon Fraternity Members of 1995 Ring�
But I did �accidentally� join rings such as the �German� ring. To think the owner got mad and �didn�t like my attitude� because I joined so many rings and didn�t even speak German.
Sheesh!
The Ani Difranco ring owner wouldn�t let me join because I added the ring code BEFORE I was accepted into it. �Somehow I don�t think the Righteous Babe would approve of such bureaucracy in a fan ring for her. Ani interjects, �not very righteous msophelia, not very righteous at all�
�Thanks Ani, glad you got my back�
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My friend Bill MacMillan actually booked Ani Difranco at a small coffee shop called Koffee Kingdom in Worcester Massachusetts around 1990. The place was packed for her show and I�m told she did put on a great show and damn I should go hang out with Bill real soon because I�ve forgotten most of this story, BUT he did get to deal with her and I do remember him saying she was short. and nice. I think they even passed the hat to pay her extra�
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I brought CDs into work today. Huzzah! It bothers me that �huzzah� is an actual word recognized by spell check. What does it mean exactly? I never saw this word in my life until this year. I am either old and behind the times again or on the bleeding edge of coolness and hipness (which is not a word.) I think I�m old. Someone let me know� OK?
Ahh the CDs. Yes, I purchased a new CD yesterday and forgot it in my coat pocket as soon as I came home and was muckled by the cat. Unknown Road by Pennywise. I hope it doesn�t suck.
I also have Bomb The Womb by Hugh Brown Shu, It's a slippery slope by Spalding Gray, The Past Didn�t Go Anywhere by Utah Philips and Ani Difranco, and Taylor Mali�s Poems from the Like Free Zone.
It's a mostly spoken word day.
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Oh, the text message feature of the site is working again. It SHOULD only let you send me one text message a day. I fixed it last night after I was high on the crystal meth I smoked in the woods and had carple tunnel from joining 4,000 diary rings, so it may only let you send me 1 message EVER. But I�ll be testing it tonight so don�t freak out or anything.
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Oh, and if you�re one of the many diary rings nazzis out there (fyi, the preceeding comment was not directed at the German Ring owner) and you�ve read this far� Welcome and remember that those who take themselves too seriously are often not taken anywhere � like to bed by the ones they have the hots for�
�Bad Diary Ring Nazzi! Very Very Very Bad! No spooning for you!�