There's a mother duck in the canal outside my window. Two ducklings are trying to keep up to her because the current is a little strong this afternoon.
I have a question and I WANT your opinion on it. A friend of mine uses this line when he meets someone he�s interested in:
�would you like to get together for lunch, dinner or there�s always mini golf.�
Good bad or what? I'm a guy and I am generally as clueless as the rest of the men out there.
I think I'm going to take a nap now, that observation deressed me... actually I'm just tired
but before that and just before sitting down here, I was looking through some old notebooks of mine.
I used to write in notebooks the way I update here � writing something almost everyday � sometimes a few times a day.
I came across an anecdote from 1999 about how my girlfriend Jen broke up with the boy she dated before me.
��but it was the best sex I ever had. After I got drunk, stoned and then passed out unconscious.�
�If that was the best sex you ever had I�m dumping you
oh, and you�re gay.�
Now I know Jen�s not homophobic and would never call someone gay as an insult, so she must have been trying to help this guy come to grips with his repressed homosexuality.
That�s why I'm with her still - it's certainly not the number of times we have sex in a month.