Every Friday is Horoscope day and today is no exception.
The other day Jared stopped by and then 4 other people dropped by unannounced. Chris, Dave, Ron, and Suzanne all showed up. Unexpected, but it was so nice to have people in the house now that we have room. Granted we all had to sit outside because I only have a single Parisian in my living room, but it was cool.
For the record, the Sun is in Scorpio and the Moon is going from Aquarius into Pisces. Whatever that means...
aries
March 21 - April 19
If you look back on the past year of your life and look at everything that you've experienced and don't either laugh or cry - then it's been a year wasted. It's all about experience and interaction, so get into a fist fight with a rotund circus clown if you have to. Cotton Candy.
taurus
April 20 - May 20
Prayer is asking that a higher force or being ignore the laws of the universe on your own behalf. Hey, whatever works for you is fine by me, just don't hold disappointment against others when things don't go your way. The only way to get it done is to do it yourself. Flat bread filled with filling.
gemini
May 21 - June 21
I just finished my large coffee and now have to pee. For every equal and opposite reaction there will be a further action. In my case it's washing my hands - which doesn't hurt anyone. At some point your going to have to just let it drop and walk away. They're not worth your trouble. Croissants.
cancer
June 22 - July 22
You will stub your toe, but it shouldn't bleed. Careful on the slick floor in your socks as well. Take those pictures and hang them up - they're good conversation pieces and an awkward silence could lead to an uncomfortable position - such as heavy petting in a single bed with someone's knee jabbing you in the thigh. Apple pie.
leo
July 23 - Aug 22
You will go grocery shopping. You will buy dry goods that you won't ever use. Well... you might now that I pointed it out. Buy half as many pieces of fruit as normal. You are like a vegetable plant - you want to lean towards the light while bending away from the shadows. That's good, just don't burn your stakes - even the sun changes direction. Chocolate Reisen.
virgo
Aug 23 - Sept 22
Indian summer can lead to fields of popcorn with no movie to watch but a night sky full of stars. Soon you will get out of where you are for a time so you can actually look up and see them. Thank them for being there, because there will someday be a day that they won't. A bug ole hunking salad.
libra
Sept 23 - Oct 23
You've been doing a good job of balancing the different factions in your life. Don't pick a side. Why bother? When you next hear a person bitching about something in public quickly and calmly explain the real reasoning to them. You'll be helping the world by pointing out there are no absolutes - especially if you live in an area that doesn't sell hard liquor anywhere but package stores. Potato chips.
scorpio
Oct 24 - Nov 21
Hope is merle wanting your dreams to come true. Ambition is being willing to work at it... and look at me, Mr. Phrase Man today. What gives with people. You'll be trying to figure someone out soon - and having extreme difficulty doing so. Asking won't help, because even they don't really know what makes themselves tick. Focus on the results and the causes won't matter as much. American Fries.
saggittarius
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Claude Monet's La Terrasse a Sainte-Adresse is a nice painting but how many other Daffodils and Blue Nudes are hanging from people's walls? Take some original art, frame it, hang it, and enjoy. If you don't have much space left, rotate your surroundings. Cliched, but yes, if you haven't moved in the last two weeks, you could use a little change. French toast.
capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Careful, you don't want to cut yourself. Walk down to the lake and chill your feet in October water. Soon you won't be able to break the ice and you'll be sitting alone and tired and in the dark possible beneath a blanket and then where will you be? You'll be sitting alone and tired and in the dark possible beneath a blanket - that's where! Find the nearest non biting mammal and pet it. Now. Hot Cocoa.
aquarius
Jan 20 - Feb 18
Being friendly to everyone is going to get on someone's nerves who's close to you. Screw em. Be friendly. We need more of that. Review your budget and spend your surplus out on the town. Seedy is fine. Consider buying a house plant before a pet. Once that thrives go for the furry one. Green Beans.
pisces
Feb 19 - March 20
Perhaps it's time to buy a gadget or a trinket. Something sentimental because frankly you need a few things that are of this world. Now, I'm not talking a keeping up with the Jones's thing here, but something - even if it's buying gas to drive somewhere so you can find a flat and smooth rock to keep in your pocket. Name it Fred. Hot Dogs.
