� The Jaded and Angsty Horrorscopes �
Every Friday is Horrorscope day - Horoscopes, the author shivering in his office, and often dietary suggestions... Yes I am a serious astrologer's nightmare...
Last night I unplugged my brain and watched something like 4,780 episodes of The X Files. I never get to see that show anymore. Now, can someone tell me if the episode where Fox Mulder is taken away in the alien ship that crashed in the woods and was hidden by an energy field is the last episode with Mulder in it?
Was Scully finally putting Mulder's one eyed alien to good use?
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Yesterday afternoon I saw the baby swans again. Two cygnets out of the 6 seem to have survived and they are huge. Two huge gray and white long necked still kind of goofy looking swans.
I'm excited because after I saw the 6 cygnets with the mother and the father swan I never saw them again.
For those of you who don't know, I walk home from work every day and I walk along a river canal in Providence. This spring I saw two swans building a nest and over the next few months watched them sit on that nest until the eggs hatched and I saw the baby swans and then poof - nothing since. Until yesterday.
If you're interested, here are the swan entries:
off to Chicago
uhhh - sorry
it's raining�
Providence Swans
COWS ON STRIKE!
I need a nose patch
read this wiener
We'll see
spanish, parrots, misc etc's
one exciting synopsis
there once was a man who was not so very smart
sick coffee cat chauffeur gold membership random speed dating trip hop madness
Psychological Torture
� Headlines �
loose ends tied up
Childhood Memories
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The Horrorscopes
Aries 3/20-4/18
I know you don't feel like it now, but it's time for a new adventure. You're strong, you're motivated, and you're confident so don't deny who you are and sit home this weekend. So you can do it, go to the restaurant, order the jalepeno poppers! Buy the toe socks! Take their hand first! Scream at the top of a magic mountain.
Taurus 4/19-5/19
Patience pays off, you've been there for so many people and the warmth you show towards those people will come back to you. Don't give up, but don't let yourself be satisfied for satisfactions sake. The person you are looking to for your needs probably isn't the right one, go for the one who you were thinking about. Olives. Pay for the drinks and be oh so very blatant.
Gemini 5/20-6/20
When it rains, read a book. Sit under an awning while you wear a sweater and breath the clean air. Talk to your friend and have a good conversation about what is going on. You know that friend, the one who could be your sibling, the one who used to finish your sentences for you... that friend. Hot cocoa. Consider going to sleep naked.
Cancer 6/21-7/21
Go against your nature, throw caution to the wind. Living a life in fear is no life at all, but being smart about it helps the next day's sunrise rise brighter and hopeful. Use your imagination as you love because you know who loves you, you can just tell. Salad greens. Tackle them with your body and then your lips.
Leo 7/22-8/22
Keep that open mind. Sometimes you love too much and too easily but in these times that is such an asset. Your creativity is paying off, you just have to combine it with perseverance and stamina. Don't forget to let the glue dry before stressing the joins. Coffee. Don't forget the sage word. Don't forget the safe word.
Virgo 8/23-9/21
Don't be so modest, you're really amazing in so many ways. Certain things are driving you nuts, but how practical is it to let them get you down? Rain runs like tadpoles just below the surface of a pond. Wait long enough and you won't even have to kiss the frog. Boxing things away is not bad unless you forget to label them.
Libra 9/21-10/22
Justice is nothing to be afraid of - unless it is not deserving. You're charming, you do well with people. Remember that as you begin to keep the peace. Make a dinner, light some candles, turn out the lights, raise the shades, part the curtains, gaze out and turn your insights inward from those of the night. Fish. Flash your nosy neighbors.
Scorpio 10/21-11/21
You have your mind made up and you are bent on getting your way. It may be time to compromise and draw others into your passion - even though you may not feel you have to. Its time to stop crying and its time to start living. Do someone a favor. Pasta salad. Lead where the leaderless need to be lead to. Play stairway.
Sagittarius 11/22-12/20
Just come clean to the person about how you feel. You love the people but hate the process, the tedium, the routine. Problem is jokes only mask uncertainty and laughter only covers pain. It's a rock paper scissors thing. So get up get out get going with it all. You know everything will be alright anyway, so start acting like it will be. Pickled Eggs or just plain pickles - you decide. Tell them they're rude.
Capricorn 12/21-1/20
Don't worry, it will happen. You know it will, so don't expend so much energy in that regard. You have high hopes, high plans and you know what you are capable, so aim a little higher. The human spirit and body is capable of so much - more than most would believe. Warm sticky food in a casserole dish. Pick out the seeds.
Aquarius 1/21-2/19
Charity. You've done a lot for charity and you have some creative ideas on things to keep doing. If something makes you feel good, don't question it. Don't let others stop you either. Your empathy towards your fellow man will not go unnoticed - by others or when you catch yourself peering into the mirror. Pears. Make a donation to the economy - go shopping!
Pisces 2/20-3/19
What are things to you? They're not that important - are they? You often live your life for others - and while caring for people is not bad, you must also look after your self. Eclair. Fill your pockets with rocks. Walk up to a person on the street, reach into your pocket and pull out your rocks, say "here... here are my rocks... spend them well." Walk away.
